Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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