If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
organizing the empties. That sober.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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