saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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