Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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