take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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