You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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