don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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