Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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