i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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