And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
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