I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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