ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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