how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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