May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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