I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
the day after is always just damage control
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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