I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
only if we run a train.
done.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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