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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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