We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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