So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I lost the right to judge tonight
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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