i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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