She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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