Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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