dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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