You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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