sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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