Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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