do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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