Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
