Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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