STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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