your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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