Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
It's rum buckets o'clock
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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