dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Randomize
