it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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