I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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