My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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