Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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