Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Still dying that you shit outside
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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