I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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