Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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