Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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