Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
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