I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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