I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I will be naked everywhere
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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