your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
you had me at cake vodka
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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