Pappa wants mamma naked
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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