whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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