just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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