what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
