Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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