I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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