awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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