I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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