it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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